Today I continue the countdown towards revealing what my favorite movie of the decade is with the number 11-20 on the list. Before going into that I will take some time to talk about my choices for the three worst movies of the decade.
My number three is The Dukes of Hazzard. The original show was not very good to begin with, but it was entertaining and a good way to kill some time. The movie rather than being a straight remake in tone, is a sex movie that is even more pointless than the show. Every single performance in the movie is horrible, especially Jessica Simpson. I like her, but she rightfully belong in the bubblegum pop music genre.
Number two goes to the Walking Tall remake. This movie came out back when Dwayne Johnson was still being called “The Rock” and even then I saw potential in him because he was great in The Rundown, one of the greatest action movies of the decade. However, his work here made me question his abilities (just like every movie he is making these days). Cliché after cliché, Johnny Knoxville, and many over-the-top performances, simply did not allow me to enjoy it, but rather made me cringe every minute.
But the one movie that made cringe throughout the entire movie was Spike Lee’s Miracle at St. Anna. After his feud with Clint Eastwood, I was seriously hoping that his World War II movie would deliver, but it was a humongous disappointment. First off, the movie is extremely offensive. We get every kind of stereotype for just about every nation that was involved in the war. Lee just showed that he is a bit of a racist too. The script aside from being offensive, as I said, has horrible dialogue and too many characters, and that does not allow for proper character development. This is also shown in the bad performances from every one in the cast. It is also a very ugly-looking movie. The cinematography is horrible and it does not allow the good-looking sets shine. The fights are horribly choreographed, and the score…don’t even get me started on the score. Plus, it is over three hours long, or at least it feels like it.
Anyways, go ahead and read part four of the countdown to get the bad taste out of your mouth.
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